She said it’s pretty grim up here
that she deserves much more
but she’s great at serving Beer
and sweeping up the Floor
Poor Tina thinks she’s got the Voice
but she’s completely out of tune
all the Notes just a random choice
as she smiles and begins to croon.
Princess Tina dreams of being a Singer
but in this Town she’s the oldest Swinger
She can’t tell she’s past her sell by date
for our Tina the hour is getting late.
She loves Clubs hopes that they’re full
always a new Top and tight red Slacks
all in vain cos she will never pull
says it’s classy Men this Town lacks.
Tina her clothes always out of season
Tina, all she ever wanted was fame
and though it’s for the wrong reason
the whole Town knows her name,