She said it’s pretty grim up here

that she deserves much more

but she’s great at serving Beer

and sweeping up the Floor


Poor Tina thinks she’s got the Voice

but she’s completely out of tune

all the Notes just a random choice

as she smiles and begins to croon.


Princess Tina dreams of being a Singer

but in this Town she’s the oldest Swinger

She can’t tell she’s past her sell by date

for our Tina the hour is getting late.


She loves Clubs hopes that they’re full

always a new Top and tight red Slacks

all in vain cos she will never pull

says it’s classy Men this Town lacks.


Tina her clothes always out of season

Tina, all she ever wanted was fame

and though it’s for the wrong reason

the whole Town knows her name,


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