It won’t cost you owt’ t’smile Grandad says,
tha’s ad’ a face as long as a fiddle for days !
Nowt’s ever free less it’s a prize tha win,
so crack thi fizzog an give us a grin !
It won’t cost you a thing to smile, Grandad says
yet you have been very sad for days
Nothing is ever free unless it’s a prize you win
so crack your face and start to grin.