CONTEMPORARY SERIOUS SUBJECTS
I sat there in silence and stared
hurt that my soul I had bared
she had from the start
tried to break my heart
by saying she loved me and cared
When all is stillness in the dead of night
and the moon lays her pearl blush light
like soft down upon her thigh
a tear slips and I catch a sigh,
and I’m transfixed by the beauty in my sight.
TRADITIONAL HUMOROUS & BAWDY
“The pen is mightier than the sword !
But I got the best I could afford”,
but they were not so thick
that they’d fight with a Bic
especially for a tight-fisted Lord.
There was a young man of huge size
due mainly to his love of pies,
‘I’ve only one on my plate’
he’d innocently state,
while two more were under the fries.
There was a young man from Oldham
who joking told an old lass to hold’em
there were no ifs or buts
she said ‘ pass me yer nuts’
and smiling she quietly rolled em