The Book of Something or Other
I’ve started a new religion
I call it something or other, ‘Other’ sounds best,
but I’ll keep the rest.
My temple’s small because I only accept the kind
who are so hard to find.
I’ve written some stories and made up a past
with a wonderful cast,
of Goodies and Baddies and all manner of crazy
but I’ve left a few bits hazy
and put it all in the ‘Book of Something or Other’.
Now for a fee I’ll call you brother.